Santa- yar banta apne India me sabhi kutte kamjor q hote hai?
Banta: kyuki sab kutto ka khun to DHARAMENDER Pee jata hai.
Patni (Pati se)- Tum to kehte the ki shaadi ke bad b mujhe khub pyaar karoge..
Pati- Sorry yaar! Mujhe maalum nahi tha ki tumhari shaadi mujhse hogi….
Santa: Batao Aisa Kya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye
Or Laathi Bhi Na Tootey?
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Pathan:
Jootay Se Mar Do.
Wife shoping kr k wapis ayi to husbnd wife se saman laite hoye bola:
Zaror tum mere khane k lye kch lai hogi?
Wife: Bilkul thik, isme mere new sandal hai
1 pathan ki maut bijli girne se hue
pr uski laash muskurate hoe mili!
Farishte ne poocha aisa kyn?
Pathan bola : muje laga koe photo kheench raha hai
MUNNA BHAI: ABEY CIRCUT YE BARISH K WAKT BIJLI KYUN CHAMAKTI HAI?
CIRCUT: bahi bolay to upper wala torch maar kar dekhta hoga kahin sookha to nahi reh gaya
Santa ke yaha tisri bar ladki hui To usne elan kia ki BETA hua hai.
Ek dost ne dekha to kaha - yeto ladki hai.
santa: Munda niche se maa par gaya hai.
Santa: yaar I Notice a very Impotant thing
Banta: Wht is dis?
Santa: Jab railway Fatak Band hota hai Tab Tab Train Jarur aati hai.
Man 2 chemist=VIAGRA ki extra dose dena,Aj 3 girlfriend aygi. Nxt Day=yaar IODEX dena CHEM=zyada mehnat karli kya MAN=no, hath me dard hai 1 bi Nahi ayi
Gabbar raping Basanti at night in a dark room…Gabbar: Bolo meri jan maza aaya?Basanti:Bahot maza aaya Kutte.light jala ke dekh, Main Basanti nahi MAUSI hu.!
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