Dear Sweetheart:
I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart
Your husband
Allen
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His wife replied back after some days to her husband:
Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses Instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him Some other items……. ….
5. Other expenses 40 kisses
Please don’t worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.
Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!!
Your Sweet Heart
On our first wedding anniversary my aunt gave us a colour TV as a present.
She said, ‘Beti, the colour TV is for your husband, this remote control is for you.’
Kyuki Biwiya Sanskari hoti hai
Bhare Bazar me “Abe Ghadhe” nahi keh sakti isliye short mein AG Kehti h
INDIAN:HELLO
PAKI:SARIYA HE
INDIAN:HAN HE
PAKI:GAAND MEN LELO
PHONE CUT NEXT DAY AGIAN PHONE CALL
INDIAN:HELLO
PAKI:SARIYA HE
INDIAN:(SMART BANTE HOYE) NAHI HE
PAKI:ABHI TAK GAAND MEN LIYA HE
PHONE CUT NEXT DAY AGIAN PHONE CALL
INDIAN:HELLO
PAKI:SARIYA HE
INDIAN:(OVER SMART BANTE HOYE) HE BHI AUR NAHI BHI
PAKI:KYA ANDAR BAHIR KARRAHA HE HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I’ll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..
if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.
Yaadon ki parchayee mein ab to aaye tera hi cehra
Tu abhi tak iss baat se hai anjaan main hoon deewana tera
Izhaar-e-mohabaat karne to bahot baar socha maine
Par har baar tere hi aks ne roka hai rastaa mera
Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez, to miss some1 in crowd, 2 find some1 in every thought, to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!
A notice in a factory for girl workers.
“If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work”
Forget abt D past you cant change it,
Forget abt d future You cant predict it
Forget abt d present I dint get you one
Happy birthday!!!
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