Contributor on July 3rd, 2010

Santa- yar banta apne India me sabhi kutte kamjor q hote hai?

Banta: kyuki sab kutto ka khun to DHARAMENDER Pee jata hai.

Contributor on July 3rd, 2010

Patni (Pati se)- Tum to kehte the ki shaadi ke bad b mujhe khub pyaar karoge..

Pati- Sorry yaar! Mujhe maalum nahi tha ki tumhari shaadi mujhse hogi….

Contributor on July 3rd, 2010

Santa: Batao Aisa Kya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye

Or Laathi Bhi Na Tootey?

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Pathan:

Jootay Se Mar Do.

Contributor on July 3rd, 2010

Wife shoping kr k wapis ayi to husbnd wife se saman laite hoye bola:

Zaror tum mere khane k lye kch lai hogi?

Wife: Bilkul thik, isme mere new sandal hai

Contributor on July 3rd, 2010

1 pathan ki maut bijli girne se hue

pr uski laash muskurate hoe mili!

Farishte ne poocha aisa kyn?

Pathan bola : muje laga koe photo kheench raha hai

Contributor on July 3rd, 2010

MUNNA BHAI: ABEY CIRCUT YE BARISH K WAKT BIJLI KYUN CHAMAKTI HAI?

CIRCUT: bahi bolay to upper wala torch maar kar dekhta hoga kahin sookha to nahi reh gaya

Contributor on July 3rd, 2010

Santa ke yaha tisri bar ladki hui To usne elan kia ki BETA hua hai.

Ek dost ne dekha to kaha - yeto ladki hai.

santa: Munda niche se maa par gaya hai.

Contributor on July 3rd, 2010

Santa: yaar I Notice a very Impotant thing

Banta: Wht is dis?

Santa: Jab railway Fatak Band hota hai Tab Tab Train Jarur aati hai.

Contributor on April 8th, 2010

Man 2 chemist=VIAGRA ki extra dose dena,Aj 3 girlfriend aygi. Nxt Day=yaar IODEX dena CHEM=zyada mehnat karli kya MAN=no, hath me dard hai 1 bi Nahi ayi

Contributor on April 8th, 2010

Gabbar raping Basanti at night in a dark room…Gabbar: Bolo meri jan maza aaya?Basanti:Bahot maza aaya Kutte.light jala ke dekh, Main Basanti nahi MAUSI hu.!