Bacha:
mama mujhe bhai chahiye.
Mama:
Beta tmhare Abbu Dubai gaye hue hain, woh aa jain phr sochen gay.
Bacha:
Mama, Q na hum unhain Surprise dain.
1 baba g thand me shalwar utar k bethy te Lgo n wja puchi to wo bola
KL rat qmiz utar k betha ta to grdan akr gai
Aj begam ne mashwra dia k shalwar utar k betho
Betay ne Baap ko Sex ki Goli di or kaha,
Papa agar Maza Aaye to Subah 100 rupay mere takiye k nechay rakh dena
subha takiye k nechay 1100 thay
Beta: Papa maine to sirf 100 ka kaha tha
Papa: 1000 rupay Teri Maa ne diye hain.
Ek molvi xxx film dekh raha tha k achanak 1 admi aagaya.
Admi:Molvi sahab,aap bhe?
Molvi: Mein is ko nafrat ke nigah say dekh raha hun.
Suhag raat ko bv apne Medical Representative shohar se boli, “ye tumhara apna hai na?”
Medi Rep: “Kya Matlab??”
Bv: “Actually tum logoN k paas to sample hi hote hai na”
Doctor to oldman:
“Baba G apki neechy ki dono goliyan nikalni parengi”.
Oldman: “Nikal do beta jab pistol hi nahi chalti to goliyaan kis kaam ki.??
3 Ladies on Delivery case:
Pak/Ind/Habshi
Nurse 2 Ind,
Beta hua ha luli 3 inch ki ha
Pak,
Beta hua ha luli 5 inch ki ha
Habshi,
Lulla hua ha beta 5 inch ka ha.
Phulo ne phulo ko phulo ki phulwari me wish kiya.
U are the most beauti-fool, wonder-fool among all fools
Happy Fools Day.
Fool tumhe bheja hai sms me
jara khol kar to dekhiye…
dikha kya???
nahi dikha na???
are fool ye april ka fool hai jo tumhe fool bana gaya
hehehe
I LIKE U
I REALLY LIKE U
I TRULY LIKE U
L LIKE U VERY MUCH
KYUNKI “GEETHA MEIN LIKHA HAIN-PAAP SE NAFRATH KARO PAAPI SE NAHI”
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