Divorse ke baad husband: “Bacha mera hai”
Wife :- wah ji wah!
bartan mera, dudh mera, thoda sa nimbu kya nichod diya, pura paneer tera!
Maa ne apni beti se poocha, “How your married life is going on?”
Beti ne sharmate huye kaha,”It was just like the advertisement of British airways”
Jab mother ne advertisement dekhi to woh shock ho gayi : 7 days a week , twice a day , both ways.
Biwi: “Aap ne pichle saal Eid pe mujhe lohay ka bed banwa ke diya tha, Iss dafa aapka kya iraada hai?”
Shohar: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.”
Hindu to Wife: Priya sawera ho gaya jago!
Muslim: Begum chand dhal gaya jago
Christ: Darling its dawn Get up!
Sardar: Sohnio utho tatti shatti nahi karni?
Biwiya apne pati ko A.G. kyo kahti hai?
Kyuki Biwiya Sanskari hoti hai
Bhare Bazar me “Abe Ghadhe” nahi keh sakti isliye short mein AG Kehti h
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पति (पत्नी से)- पंद्रह दिन और रुक जाओ..।
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