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Once a sardar ji went abroad.
He was newly married but came abroad alone one day he went to visit his friend at night who was settled there he went in and saw his friend on top of a beautiful girl sardarji asked what are you doing the friend said “I am fucking my wife cant [...]
Jones and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll become a hooker.
She’s not quite sure what to do, so Jones says, ‘Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you’ve got a question, I’ll be parked around the corner.’
She’s out there [...]
The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired straight away would get his full annual benefits plus 10,000 Dollars for every inch measured in a straight line between any two parts of the general’s body, with the general getting to select any [...]
Candice and Hazel , two “senior” widows, are talking.
Candice, “That nice Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer.”
Hazel, “Well, I’ll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 [...]
A boy is telling proudly to his close friend as to what he did with his girlfriend whom he took to a hotel room for three consequtive nights.
Boy to his friend, “First day I took out her cloths waited for some time and we came back.”
Friend asks him, “Only this much? Why?
Boy Reples, “Because, She [...]
Santa went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perked up and said, ‘How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!’
‘What a coincidence’ Santa said. ‘This is a special day for me. I am celebrating.’
‘This is a special day for me too, I [...]
Recently Mr. Paul got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very polite. One day while taking dictation, the new secretary noticed his fly was open. When leaving the room, she mentioned, “Mr. Paul, your barracks door is open.”
Mr. Paul did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look down [...]
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits down at the counter and asks for a cup of coffee.
The waitress, who is very busy, gives him his coffee and rushes off to help the numerous customers having lunch at the diner. The man, who uses both creamer and sugar [...]
A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.
He said, “I’m doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?”
She said, “Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.”
“If you don’t mind me asking, what [...]
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