Santa- yar banta apne India me sabhi kutte kamjor q hote hai?
Banta: kyuki sab kutto ka khun to DHARAMENDER Pee jata hai.
Patni (Pati se)- Tum to kehte the ki shaadi ke bad b mujhe khub pyaar karoge..
Pati- Sorry yaar! Mujhe maalum nahi tha ki tumhari shaadi mujhse hogi….
Santa: Batao Aisa Kya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye
Or Laathi Bhi Na Tootey?
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Pathan:
Jootay Se Mar Do.
Wife shoping kr k wapis ayi to husbnd wife se saman laite hoye bola:
Zaror tum mere khane k lye kch lai hogi?
Wife: Bilkul thik, isme mere new sandal hai
1 pathan ki maut bijli girne se hue
pr uski laash muskurate hoe mili!
Farishte ne poocha aisa kyn?
Pathan bola : muje laga koe photo kheench raha hai
MUNNA BHAI: ABEY CIRCUT YE BARISH K WAKT BIJLI KYUN CHAMAKTI HAI?
CIRCUT: bahi bolay to upper wala torch maar kar dekhta hoga kahin sookha to nahi reh gaya
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Santa was riding on a horse,
He jumped the red light & a cop whistles’
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says,
“Le Karle Number Note”
A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know thea meaning, that was-KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
Titanic doob raha tha.
1 gore ne santa se pucha-dharti kitni dur hai.
Santa- 2kms.
Gore ne samnudr me jump laga k pucha-kis taraf.
Santa-NEECHE………
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