Superman is Flying
Spiderman is Jumping
Batman is Running
Hitman is Fighting
Gentleman is Sending SMS
Douberman is reading SMS
HaHaha.
Dhoom Machale
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Dhoom Machale
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Dhoom Machale
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Dhoom Machale
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Dhoom Machale
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Bahut Dhoom Machali
Ab Bistar Bicchaale……..Or Sojaaaaa.
Santa Singh bought two tickets to Connaught Place from Tilak Nagar in a DTC bus in Delhi. The conductor was a bit surprised as he could not see anyone with Santa.
Conductor: “Oye Sardaran! Why do you need two tickets? You are travelling alone?”
Santa Singh: “Dont you know.. pick-pocketing is common on buses… so I will [...]
It’s 10:00 PM at a gambling casino. Two bored dealers, our Santa and Banta, are waiting around for someone to walk up and try their luck at the craps table.
A very attractive lady comes in and wants to bet Five lakh rupees on a single roll of the dice. Santa and Banta agree.
She says, “I [...]
A man-eating tiger is rampant in a region of Garhwal (a region in India).
Two famous hunters- Santa and Banta are called to hunt the beast down. 10 days go by with no luck.
This is when Banta decides to change his hunting plan.
Says Banta, “I’ll hide inside a cow’s hide, and shoot the tiger thru it’s [...]
When Santa was a kid he was not too good with arithmetic so his father sent him to a tutor:
Tutor: If I give you two pencils, and two pencils, and another two pencils, how many pencils have you got?
Santa: SEVEN!
Tutor: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two pencils, and two pencils, and another [...]
Banta comes to Australia and goes to Woolworths’s (Ubiquitious grocery store in Australia). He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out.
The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids. He [...]
Ek dost ne sardar se poocha “yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon dekhta rehta hai.”
Sardar “yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do.”
Man: Sardarji where were u born?
Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part.
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab”.
Ansoo tere nikale to aankhein meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare ki apni dosti itni gehari ho,
Baap tu bane aur Mehanat meri ho
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