Santa: Batao Aisa Kya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye
Or Laathi Bhi Na Tootey?
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Pathan:
Jootay Se Mar Do.
Jab Apko uparwale Ne Banaya Hoga,
Tab Usko Bhi Bahut Mazaa Aya Hoga.
Hasi Di Bachon Wali,
Surat Di Bholi Bhali,
Mizaaz Diya Cool,
aur Dimaag gaya bhool..!!
Jab tum haste ho toh lagta hai insan phele bandar tha.
Ab gussa mat karo,kyunki jab tum gussa krte ho toh lagta hai insan ab bhi bandar hai.
Cellphone using is very Dangerous
&
It damages the Brain
But,
U R so Lucky,
No Brain.!
No Damage.!
No Problem.!!!
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Gud Afternoon
Dhoom Machale
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Dhoom Machale
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Dhoom Machale
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Dhoom Machale
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Dhoom Machale
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Bahut Dhoom Machali
Ab Bistar Bicchaale……..Or Sojaaaaa.
Santa Singh bought two tickets to Connaught Place from Tilak Nagar in a DTC bus in Delhi. The conductor was a bit surprised as he could not see anyone with Santa.
Conductor: “Oye Sardaran! Why do you need two tickets? You are travelling alone?”
Santa Singh: “Dont you know.. pick-pocketing is common on buses… so I will [...]
Mrs. Banta Singh was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour. One day she hung up after 25 minutes. “What is the matter today? asked her husband. “Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone.”
“I got a wrong number,” replied Mrs. Banta [...]
A man-eating tiger is rampant in a region of Garhwal (a region in India).
Two famous hunters- Santa and Banta are called to hunt the beast down. 10 days go by with no luck.
This is when Banta decides to change his hunting plan.
Says Banta, “I’ll hide inside a cow’s hide, and shoot the tiger thru it’s [...]
BANTA SINGH TO HIS WIFE IN BED - THODA UPAR, AB LEFT, ITNA NAHI THODA RIGHT HOKE PICHE, ABHI THODA AAGE.
WIFE- ARE YOU MAKING LOVE TO ME OR PARKING ME LIKE A CAR.
A sardarji got married. His wife was too hot. While going for honey moon she told him first a lovely intercourse then sightseeing this went for a while after aweek he was exhausted, but the lady was Really hot.
He could not do it any more. A white man was passing, sardaji requested him to satisfy [...]
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