Santa Singh bought two tickets to Connaught Place from Tilak Nagar in a DTC bus in Delhi. The conductor was a bit surprised as he could not see anyone with Santa.
Conductor: “Oye Sardaran! Why do you need two tickets? You are travelling alone?”
Santa Singh: “Dont you know.. pick-pocketing is common on buses… so I will [...]
Santa:Yaar bade udaas ho. Kyun?
Banta: Yaar meri biwi se meri ladaai huyi aur tab se woh mujhse 30 din tak baat nahi karne ki kasam kha chukhi hain.
Santa:Toh isme udaas hone wali baat kya hain.
Banta:Yaar Kyunki aaj 30va din hain.
Santa Singh comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, ‘Get me a beer before it starts.’
The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says, ‘Get me another beer before it starts.’
She looks cross, but fetches another [...]
Banta Singh was a business graduate, and had been out of school for several years. He had established a furniture store and was doing quite well. He decided to expand the lines he carried by adding some expensive French furniture he knew no one else in town carried.
He scheduled a buying trip to France. Banta’s [...]
When Santa was a kid he was not too good with arithmetic so his father sent him to a tutor:
Tutor: If I give you two pencils, and two pencils, and another two pencils, how many pencils have you got?
Santa: SEVEN!
Tutor: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two pencils, and two pencils, and another [...]
Banta comes to Australia and goes to Woolworths’s (Ubiquitious grocery store in Australia). He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out.
The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids. He [...]
What did Banta Singh say when he saw a banana peel lying on the floor?
Oye aaj phir phisalna padega!
What did Banta Singh say when he saw two banana peels lying on the floor?
Oye kis par se phisaloon???
Banta’s son is having trouble understanding Economics, so he asks his dad.
“It’s very simple,” explains his dad. “Let me make it simpler through comparisons.
Since I’m the one who earns for the house, I can be referred to as the Management. Since your mother runs the household, she will be called the Government, the maid is [...]
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, ‘Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up!’
After a few seconds, little Santa Singh stood up.
The teacher said, ‘Do you think you’re stupid, Santa?’
‘No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!’
Santa Singh and Banta Singh get a contract to paint a flagpole. While trying to compute the area, so they’ll know how much paint to buy, Santa stands on Banta’s shoulders and stretches to reach the top to compute the height. His reach is short by several inches. So, Banta says may be if they [...]
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