Santa ke yaha tisri bar ladki hui To usne elan kia ki BETA hua hai.
Ek dost ne dekha to kaha - yeto ladki hai.
santa: Munda niche se maa par gaya hai.
Santa: yaar I Notice a very Impotant thing
Banta: Wht is dis?
Santa: Jab railway Fatak Band hota hai Tab Tab Train Jarur aati hai.
Santa was riding on a horse,
He jumped the red light & a cop whistles’
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says,
“Le Karle Number Note”
A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know thea meaning, that was-KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
Titanic doob raha tha.
1 gore ne santa se pucha-dharti kitni dur hai.
Santa- 2kms.
Gore ne samnudr me jump laga k pucha-kis taraf.
Santa-NEECHE………
Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, PUTTAR hua PUTTAR. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a gal.
Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.
Santa Singh bought two tickets to Connaught Place from Tilak Nagar in a DTC bus in Delhi. The conductor was a bit surprised as he could not see anyone with Santa.
Conductor: “Oye Sardaran! Why do you need two tickets? You are travelling alone?”
Santa Singh: “Dont you know.. pick-pocketing is common on buses… so I will [...]
Santa:Yaar bade udaas ho. Kyun?
Banta: Yaar meri biwi se meri ladaai huyi aur tab se woh mujhse 30 din tak baat nahi karne ki kasam kha chukhi hain.
Santa:Toh isme udaas hone wali baat kya hain.
Banta:Yaar Kyunki aaj 30va din hain.
Santa Singh comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, ‘Get me a beer before it starts.’
The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says, ‘Get me another beer before it starts.’
She looks cross, but fetches another [...]
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