It’s 10:00 PM at a gambling casino. Two bored dealers, our Santa and Banta, are waiting around for someone to walk up and try their luck at the craps table.
A very attractive lady comes in and wants to bet Five lakh rupees on a single roll of the dice. Santa and Banta agree.
She says, “I [...]
Mrs. Banta Singh was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour. One day she hung up after 25 minutes. “What is the matter today? asked her husband. “Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone.”
“I got a wrong number,” replied Mrs. Banta [...]
BANTA SINGH TO HIS WIFE IN BED - THODA UPAR, AB LEFT, ITNA NAHI THODA RIGHT HOKE PICHE, ABHI THODA AAGE.
WIFE- ARE YOU MAKING LOVE TO ME OR PARKING ME LIKE A CAR.
A sardarji got married. His wife was too hot. While going for honey moon she told him first a lovely intercourse then sightseeing this went for a while after aweek he was exhausted, but the lady was Really hot.
He could not do it any more. A white man was passing, sardaji requested him to satisfy [...]
Once a sardar ji went abroad.
He was newly married but came abroad alone one day he went to visit his friend at night who was settled there he went in and saw his friend on top of a beautiful girl sardarji asked what are you doing the friend said “I am fucking my wife cant [...]
What did Banta Singh say when he saw a banana peel lying on the floor?
Oye aaj phir phisalna padega!
What did Banta Singh say when he saw two banana peels lying on the floor?
Oye kis par se phisaloon???
Banta’s son is having trouble understanding Economics, so he asks his dad.
“It’s very simple,” explains his dad. “Let me make it simpler through comparisons.
Since I’m the one who earns for the house, I can be referred to as the Management. Since your mother runs the household, she will be called the Government, the maid is [...]
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, ‘Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up!’
After a few seconds, little Santa Singh stood up.
The teacher said, ‘Do you think you’re stupid, Santa?’
‘No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!’
Once a Sadarji came home with his left forehead bleeding his wife asked him what happened.
He replied “there was a nail in the window of the bus that pricked me each time the bus jerked”,
His wife said “then why didn’t u exchanged your seat with some other passengers, that did not know about the nail!
Sadarji [...]
Ek dost ne sardar se poocha “yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon dekhta rehta hai.”
Sardar “yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do.”
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