Bacha:
mama mujhe bhai chahiye.
Mama:
Beta tmhare Abbu Dubai gaye hue hain, woh aa jain phr sochen gay.
Bacha:
Mama, Q na hum unhain Surprise dain.
Judge: You Want to Divorce Your Husband for Attacking you with a Deadly Weaapon?
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Wife: You Got Me Wrong.
I’m Divorcing him for Attacking Me Very Night with a Dead Weaapon.
Ek molvi xxx film dekh raha tha k achanak 1 admi aagaya.
Admi:Molvi sahab,aap bhe?
Molvi: Mein is ko nafrat ke nigah say dekh raha hun.
Suhag raat ko bv apne Medical Representative shohar se boli, “ye tumhara apna hai na?”
Medi Rep: “Kya Matlab??”
Bv: “Actually tum logoN k paas to sample hi hote hai na”
Teacher Student Se: “Tumharay ABBU Kya Kartay Hain?”
Student: “Miss Pata Nahi, Hum To Jaldi So Jatay Hain
May God gift you all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of love and all other colors you want to paint in your life. Happy Holi.
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Bright colors, water balloons, lavish gujiyas and melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi. Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.
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Dipped in hues of love and trust has come the festival of Holi.
Happy Holi!!
I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best love ever!
Your smile is my sunrise, your kiss is my sunset.
Thank you for being the most wonderful friend and companion
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