Bacha:
mama mujhe bhai chahiye.
Mama:
Beta tmhare Abbu Dubai gaye hue hain, woh aa jain phr sochen gay.
Bacha:
Mama, Q na hum unhain Surprise dain.
Judge: You Want to Divorce Your Husband for Attacking you with a Deadly Weaapon?
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Wife: You Got Me Wrong.
I’m Divorcing him for Attacking Me Very Night with a Dead Weaapon.
Ek molvi xxx film dekh raha tha k achanak 1 admi aagaya.
Admi:Molvi sahab,aap bhe?
Molvi: Mein is ko nafrat ke nigah say dekh raha hun.
Suhag raat ko bv apne Medical Representative shohar se boli, “ye tumhara apna hai na?”
Medi Rep: “Kya Matlab??”
Bv: “Actually tum logoN k paas to sample hi hote hai na”
Teacher Student Se: “Tumharay ABBU Kya Kartay Hain?”
Student: “Miss Pata Nahi, Hum To Jaldi So Jatay Hain
Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?
Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t understand him. Do you understand me?
Pappu: No.
Sardar: Prito “Ek wari I LOVE YOU keh day”
Prito: “Nahi Sharam Andi Ey”
Sardar: “Keh Day NA”
Prito: “Nahi Na”
Sardar: “Dhake To Fir Tu Meri Bahen Nahi”
James bond sings the song “dead ant, dead ant, dead ant ” when he finds a dead ant. Do you know what he would sing if he finds a “Live Ant” ? “Live ant live ant” is your answer. Sorry he just kill the ant and sing “Dead ant, Dead ant, Dead ant”
One man find he lost 25 paise after coming from the Latrine , finds it inside the closet he dropped 50Rs inside the closet
Do you know for what: Why do he insert his hand inside the closet just for 25 paise and why don’t if it is 50Rs + 25paise
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar : Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
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