Santa- yar banta apne India me sabhi kutte kamjor q hote hai?
Banta: kyuki sab kutto ka khun to DHARAMENDER Pee jata hai.
1 pathan ki maut bijli girne se hue
pr uski laash muskurate hoe mili!
Farishte ne poocha aisa kyn?
Pathan bola : muje laga koe photo kheench raha hai
MUNNA BHAI: ABEY CIRCUT YE BARISH K WAKT BIJLI KYUN CHAMAKTI HAI?
CIRCUT: bahi bolay to upper wala torch maar kar dekhta hoga kahin sookha to nahi reh gaya
Santa ke yaha tisri bar ladki hui To usne elan kia ki BETA hua hai.
Ek dost ne dekha to kaha - yeto ladki hai.
santa: Munda niche se maa par gaya hai.
Santa: yaar I Notice a very Impotant thing
Banta: Wht is dis?
Santa: Jab railway Fatak Band hota hai Tab Tab Train Jarur aati hai.
Santa was riding on a horse,
He jumped the red light & a cop whistles’
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says,
“Le Karle Number Note”
A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know thea meaning, that was-KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, PUTTAR hua PUTTAR. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a gal.
Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya.
guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leak ho gaya.
Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon……
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