Bacha:
mama mujhe bhai chahiye.
Mama:
Beta tmhare Abbu Dubai gaye hue hain, woh aa jain phr sochen gay.
Bacha:
Mama, Q na hum unhain Surprise dain.
Judge: You Want to Divorce Your Husband for Attacking you with a Deadly Weaapon?
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Wife: You Got Me Wrong.
I’m Divorcing him for Attacking Me Very Night with a Dead Weaapon.
1 baba g thand me shalwar utar k bethy te Lgo n wja puchi to wo bola
KL rat qmiz utar k betha ta to grdan akr gai
Aj begam ne mashwra dia k shalwar utar k betho
Betay ne Baap ko Sex ki Goli di or kaha,
Papa agar Maza Aaye to Subah 100 rupay mere takiye k nechay rakh dena
subha takiye k nechay 1100 thay
Beta: Papa maine to sirf 100 ka kaha tha
Papa: 1000 rupay Teri Maa ne diye hain.
Ek molvi xxx film dekh raha tha k achanak 1 admi aagaya.
Admi:Molvi sahab,aap bhe?
Molvi: Mein is ko nafrat ke nigah say dekh raha hun.
Suhag raat ko bv apne Medical Representative shohar se boli, “ye tumhara apna hai na?”
Medi Rep: “Kya Matlab??”
Bv: “Actually tum logoN k paas to sample hi hote hai na”
Doctor to oldman:
“Baba G apki neechy ki dono goliyan nikalni parengi”.
Oldman: “Nikal do beta jab pistol hi nahi chalti to goliyaan kis kaam ki.??
3 Ladies on Delivery case:
Pak/Ind/Habshi
Nurse 2 Ind,
Beta hua ha luli 3 inch ki ha
Pak,
Beta hua ha luli 5 inch ki ha
Habshi,
Lulla hua ha beta 5 inch ka ha.
Teacher Student Se: “Tumharay ABBU Kya Kartay Hain?”
Student: “Miss Pata Nahi, Hum To Jaldi So Jatay Hain
May God gift you all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of love and all other colors you want to paint in your life. Happy Holi.
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