Judge: You Want to Divorce Your Husband for Attacking you with a Deadly Weaapon?
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Wife: You Got Me Wrong.
I’m Divorcing him for Attacking Me Very Night with a Dead Weaapon.
1 baba g thand me shalwar utar k bethy te Lgo n wja puchi to wo bola
KL rat qmiz utar k betha ta to grdan akr gai
Aj begam ne mashwra dia k shalwar utar k betho
Betay ne Baap ko Sex ki Goli di or kaha,
Papa agar Maza Aaye to Subah 100 rupay mere takiye k nechay rakh dena
subha takiye k nechay 1100 thay
Beta: Papa maine to sirf 100 ka kaha tha
Papa: 1000 rupay Teri Maa ne diye hain.
Ek molvi xxx film dekh raha tha k achanak 1 admi aagaya.
Admi:Molvi sahab,aap bhe?
Molvi: Mein is ko nafrat ke nigah say dekh raha hun.
Suhag raat ko bv apne Medical Representative shohar se boli, “ye tumhara apna hai na?”
Medi Rep: “Kya Matlab??”
Bv: “Actually tum logoN k paas to sample hi hote hai na”
Doctor to oldman:
“Baba G apki neechy ki dono goliyan nikalni parengi”.
Oldman: “Nikal do beta jab pistol hi nahi chalti to goliyaan kis kaam ki.??
3 Ladies on Delivery case:
Pak/Ind/Habshi
Nurse 2 Ind,
Beta hua ha luli 3 inch ki ha
Pak,
Beta hua ha luli 5 inch ki ha
Habshi,
Lulla hua ha beta 5 inch ka ha.
Agar is sms ko delete kiya to kutta..
Forward kiya to chutiya..
Save kiya to haraami..
Kuch nahi kiya to gandu..
Reply kiya to bharwa..
Ab ker le jo ker sakta hai..
Ghussa huwa to gand phaar dun ga..
Or muskuraya to chod dun ga..
Or agar mujhe dubara fwd kiya to lulli kaat dun ga..
Satsang main baba Ramdev bole aaj ki auratein itne jaleel kapre pehnati hain k sb nazar aata hai-unki shameez nazar aati hai,unki taange nazar aati hain, unka jism nazar aata hai, khula ang-pardarshan hota hai….
Peeche se awaz aayi,”baba g aap parvachan do..mood mat banao!
Divorse ke baad husband: “Bacha mera hai”
Wife :- wah ji wah!
bartan mera, dudh mera, thoda sa nimbu kya nichod diya, pura paneer tera!
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