Fun Unlimited !!! http://lakesparadise.com/lets_talk Thu, 11 Mar 2010 10:03:08 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 en hourly 1 Need a brother for surprise http://lakesparadise.com/lets_talk/need-a-brother-for-surprise/ http://lakesparadise.com/lets_talk/need-a-brother-for-surprise/#comments Thu, 11 Mar 2010 10:03:08 +0000 Contributor http://lakesparadise.com/lets_talk/?p=1310 Bacha:
mama mujhe bhai chahiye.
Mama:
Beta tmhare Abbu Dubai gaye hue hain, woh aa jain phr sochen gay.
Bacha:
Mama, Q na hum unhain Surprise dain.

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Wife: You Got Me Wrong.
I’m Divorcing him for Attacking Me Very Night with a Dead Weaapon.

]]> http://lakesparadise.com/lets_talk/husband-attack-on-wife/feed/ Shalwar Utar Ke Betho http://lakesparadise.com/lets_talk/shalwar-utar-ke-betho/ http://lakesparadise.com/lets_talk/shalwar-utar-ke-betho/#comments Thu, 11 Mar 2010 09:54:53 +0000 Contributor http://lakesparadise.com/lets_talk/?p=1305 1 baba g thand me shalwar utar k bethy te Lgo n wja puchi to wo bola
KL rat qmiz utar k betha ta to grdan akr gai
Aj begam ne mashwra dia k shalwar utar k betho

]]> http://lakesparadise.com/lets_talk/shalwar-utar-ke-betho/feed/ Sex ki Goli http://lakesparadise.com/lets_talk/sex-ki-goli/ http://lakesparadise.com/lets_talk/sex-ki-goli/#comments Thu, 11 Mar 2010 09:52:34 +0000 Contributor http://lakesparadise.com/lets_talk/?p=1302 Betay ne Baap ko Sex ki Goli di or kaha,
Papa agar Maza Aaye to Subah 100 rupay mere takiye k nechay rakh dena
subha takiye k nechay 1100 thay
Beta: Papa maine to sirf 100 ka kaha tha
Papa: 1000 rupay Teri Maa ne diye hain.

]]> http://lakesparadise.com/lets_talk/sex-ki-goli/feed/ Nafrat ke Nigah http://lakesparadise.com/lets_talk/nafrat-ke-nigah/ http://lakesparadise.com/lets_talk/nafrat-ke-nigah/#comments Thu, 11 Mar 2010 09:50:52 +0000 Contributor http://lakesparadise.com/lets_talk/?p=1299 Ek molvi xxx film dekh raha tha k achanak 1 admi aagaya.
Admi:Molvi sahab,aap bhe?
Molvi: Mein is ko nafrat ke nigah say dekh raha hun.

]]> http://lakesparadise.com/lets_talk/nafrat-ke-nigah/feed/ Sample Hi Hote Hai http://lakesparadise.com/lets_talk/sample-hi-hote-hai/ http://lakesparadise.com/lets_talk/sample-hi-hote-hai/#comments Thu, 11 Mar 2010 09:46:54 +0000 Contributor http://lakesparadise.com/lets_talk/?p=1296 Suhag raat ko bv apne Medical Representative shohar se boli, “ye tumhara apna hai na?”
Medi Rep: “Kya Matlab??”
Bv: “Actually tum logoN k paas to sample hi hote hai na”

]]> http://lakesparadise.com/lets_talk/sample-hi-hote-hai/feed/ Goliyaan Kis Kaam Ki http://lakesparadise.com/lets_talk/goliyaan-kis-kaam-ki/ http://lakesparadise.com/lets_talk/goliyaan-kis-kaam-ki/#comments Thu, 11 Mar 2010 09:44:20 +0000 Contributor http://lakesparadise.com/lets_talk/?p=1293 Doctor to oldman:
“Baba G apki neechy ki dono goliyan nikalni parengi”.
Oldman: “Nikal do beta jab pistol hi nahi chalti to goliyaan kis kaam ki.??

]]> http://lakesparadise.com/lets_talk/goliyaan-kis-kaam-ki/feed/ 3 Ladies on Delivery case http://lakesparadise.com/lets_talk/3-ladies-on-delivery-case/ http://lakesparadise.com/lets_talk/3-ladies-on-delivery-case/#comments Thu, 11 Mar 2010 09:43:16 +0000 Contributor http://lakesparadise.com/lets_talk/?p=1291 3 Ladies on Delivery case:
Pak/Ind/Habshi
Nurse 2 Ind,
Beta hua ha luli 3 inch ki ha
Pak,
Beta hua ha luli 5 inch ki ha
Habshi,
Lulla hua ha beta 5 inch ka ha.

]]> http://lakesparadise.com/lets_talk/3-ladies-on-delivery-case/feed/ Hum To Jaldi So Jatay Hain http://lakesparadise.com/lets_talk/hum-to-jaldi-so-jatay-hain/ http://lakesparadise.com/lets_talk/hum-to-jaldi-so-jatay-hain/#comments Thu, 11 Mar 2010 09:41:04 +0000 Contributor http://lakesparadise.com/lets_talk/?p=1288 Teacher Student Se: “Tumharay ABBU Kya Kartay Hain?”

Student: “Miss Pata Nahi, Hum To Jaldi So Jatay Hain

]]> http://lakesparadise.com/lets_talk/hum-to-jaldi-so-jatay-hain/feed/ May God Gift You All the Colors of Life http://lakesparadise.com/lets_talk/may-god-gift-you-all-the-colors-of-life/ http://lakesparadise.com/lets_talk/may-god-gift-you-all-the-colors-of-life/#comments Sat, 27 Feb 2010 11:22:36 +0000 Contributor http://lakesparadise.com/lets_talk/?p=1285 May God gift you all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of love and all other colors you want to paint in your life. Happy Holi.

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