Santa “Ek condom dena, girlfrend ko gift dena hai”
Dukaandar : Is par giftcover chada du?
Santa: Arre nahi yehi to cover hai. Gift to mere paas hai.
16 saal ki ladki ne maa se pucha ye pyar mohabat isq sab kya hai .maa ghri saas lete hue boli kuch nahi beti sab free me sex karne k bahane hai…
gaon ki gori badi hi bholi, bra
utar bed pe soli,ghagra utha ke pnty kholi
khol ke pnty mujhse boli nikal pichkari khele holi…………..
Suhagrat Pe Pati Ne Apni Patni Se Pyar Se Pucha:”Kya Mehsus Kar Rahi Ho?”
Patni Boli: Aaj Tak To TopUp Me Kaam Chalta Tha, Aaj Se LifeTime Karwa liya…
1 Lady Dentist k paas gayi Qamiz or Bra utar k late gayi Doctor gusse me bola- “Mai Dentist hu”
Lady- Main bhi daant nikalwane aai hu, Nipple me phasa hua..
Jab Se Mardo Ko Aapas Mein Pyar Karne Ki Permission Mili Hai,Tab Se Tailor Log Ek Naya Sawal Karne Lage Hai:SIR,AAPKI PANT MEIN ZIP AAGE LAGANI HAI YA PEECHE?
1 Chuha jungle me bahut tej Dod raha tha. LOMDI ne Chuhe se pucha “why r u runing”? CHUHA bola “SHER KI KISI NE MAA CHOD DI” or bhenchod NAAM mera laga diya…
Wedding nite pe dulha room me ghuste hue bola:
prabhu mujhe taqat or guidence do.
wife:taqat hi maang,
guide to me kar dungi.
Patni- Aap Bahar Jate Ho To Mai Humesha Ghabrati Rehti Hu
Pati-Ghabrao Mat,Jaldi Aa Jaunga
Patni-Bas Aapki Isi Harkat Se Toh Mai Ghabrati hu….
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